They wouldn't let us land at Malta--quarantine; they would not let

us land in Sardinia; nor at Algiers, Africa; nor at Malaga, Spain,

nor Cadiz, nor at the Madeira islands. So we got offended at all

foreigners and turned our backs upon them and came home. I suppose

we only stopped at the Bermudas because they were in the programme.

We did not care any thing about any place at all. We wanted to go

home. Homesickness was abroad in the ship--it was epidemic. If the

authorities of New York had known how badly we had it, they would

have quarantined us here.

The grand pilgrimage is over. Good-bye to it, and a pleasant memory

to it, I am able to say in all kindness. I bear no malice, no

ill-will toward any individual that was connected with it, either as

passenger or officer. Things I did not like at all yesterday I like

very well to-day, now that I am at home, and always hereafter I

shall be able to poke fun at the whole gang if the spirit so moves

me to do, without ever saying a malicious word. The expedition

accomplished all that its programme promised that it should

accomplish, and we ought all to be satisfied with the management of

the matter, certainly. Bye-bye!

MARK TWAIN.

I call that complimentary. It is complimentary; and yet I never have

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