The Innocents Abroad


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hand, if a man has good qualities, the spirit seldom moves him to exhibit  
them on shipboard, at least with any sort of emphasis. Now I am  
satisfied that our pilgrims are pleasant old people on shore; I am also  
satisfied that at sea on a second voyage they would be pleasanter,  
somewhat, than they were on our grand excursion, and so I say without  
hesitation that I would be glad enough to sail with them again. I could  
at least enjoy life with my handful of old friends. They could enjoy  
life with their cliques as well--passengers invariably divide up into  
cliques, on all ships.  
And I will say, here, that I would rather travel with an excursion party  
of Methuselahs than have to be changing ships and comrades constantly, as  
people do who travel in the ordinary way. Those latter are always  
grieving over some other ship they have known and lost, and over other  
comrades whom diverging routes have separated from them. They learn to  
love a ship just in time to change it for another, and they become  
attached to a pleasant traveling companion only to lose him. They have  
that most dismal experience of being in a strange vessel, among strange  
people who care nothing about them, and of undergoing the customary  
bullying by strange officers and the insolence of strange servants,  
repeated over and over again within the compass of every month. They  
have also that other misery of packing and unpacking trunks--of running  
the distressing gauntlet of custom-houses--of the anxieties attendant  
upon getting a mass of baggage from point to point on land in safety.  
I had rasher sail with a whole brigade of patriarchs than suffer so.  
We never packed our trunks but twice--when we sailed from New York, and  
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