The Innocents Abroad


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The doctor asks the questions, generally, because he can keep his  
countenance, and look more like an inspired idiot, and throw more  
imbecility into the tone of his voice than any man that lives. It comes  
natural to him.  
The guides in Genoa are delighted to secure an American party, because  
Americans so much wonder, and deal so much in sentiment and emotion  
before any relic of Columbus. Our guide there fidgeted about as if he  
had swallowed a spring mattress. He was full of animation--full of  
impatience. He said:  
"
Come wis me, genteelmen!--come! I show you ze letter writing by  
Christopher Colombo!--write it himself!--write it wis his own hand!  
-come!"  
-
He took us to the municipal palace. After much impressive fumbling of  
keys and opening of locks, the stained and aged document was spread  
before us. The guide's eyes sparkled. He danced about us and tapped the  
parchment with his finger:  
"
What I tell you, genteelmen! Is it not so? See! handwriting  
Christopher Colombo!--write it himself!"  
We looked indifferent--unconcerned. The doctor examined the document  
very deliberately, during a painful pause.--Then he said, without any  
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