The Innocents Abroad


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show of interest:  
"Ah--Ferguson--what--what did you say was the name of the party who  
wrote  
this?"  
"Christopher Colombo! ze great Christopher Colombo!"  
Another deliberate examination.  
"Ah--did he write it himself; or--or how?"  
"He write it himself!--Christopher Colombo! He's own hand-writing, write  
by himself!"  
Then the doctor laid the document down and said:  
"
Why, I have seen boys in America only fourteen years old that could  
write better than that."  
"
"
But zis is ze great Christo--"  
I don't care who it is! It's the worst writing I ever saw. Now you  
musn't think you can impose on us because we are strangers. We are not  
fools, by a good deal. If you have got any specimens of penmanship of  
real merit, trot them out!--and if you haven't, drive on!"  
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