The Innocents Abroad


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He shows us a figure and says: "Statoo brunzo." (Bronze statue.)  
We look at it indifferently and the doctor asks: "By Michael Angelo?"  
"No--not know who."  
Then he shows us the ancient Roman Forum. The doctor asks: "Michael  
Angelo?"  
A stare from the guide. "No--thousan' year before he is born."  
Then an Egyptian obelisk. Again: "Michael Angelo?"  
"Oh, mon dieu, genteelmen! Zis is two thousan' year before he is born!"  
He grows so tired of that unceasing question sometimes, that he dreads to  
show us any thing at all. The wretch has tried all the ways he can think  
of to make us comprehend that Michael Angelo is only responsible for the  
creation of a part of the world, but somehow he has not succeeded yet.  
Relief for overtasked eyes and brain from study and sightseeing is  
necessary, or we shall become idiotic sure enough. Therefore this guide  
must continue to suffer. If he does not enjoy it, so much the worse for  
him. We do.  
In this place I may as well jot down a chapter concerning those necessary  
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