The Innocents Abroad


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We drove on. The guide was considerably shaken up, but he made one more  
venture. He had something which he thought would overcome us. He said:  
"Ah, genteelmen, you come wis me! I show you beautiful, O, magnificent  
bust Christopher Colombo!--splendid, grand, magnificent!"  
He brought us before the beautiful bust--for it was beautiful--and sprang  
back and struck an attitude:  
"Ah, look, genteelmen!--beautiful, grand,--bust Christopher Colombo!  
--beautiful bust, beautiful pedestal!"  
The doctor put up his eye-glass--procured for such occasions:  
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Ah--what did you say this gentleman's name was?"  
Christopher Colombo!--ze great Christopher Colombo!"  
Christopher Colombo--the great Christopher Colombo. Well, what did he  
do?"  
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Discover America!--discover America, Oh, ze devil!"  
Discover America. No--that statement will hardly wash. We are just  
from America ourselves. We heard nothing about it. Christopher Colombo  
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