The Letters Of Mark Twain, Complete


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government that robs paupers, and the widows and orphans of paupers and  
takes no risk--why the thought just gags me.  
Oh, no, I shall never pay any duties on pirated books of mine. I am much  
too respectable for that--yet awhile. But here--one thing that grovels  
me is this: as far as I can discover--while freely granting that the U.  
S. copyright laws are far and away the most idiotic that exist anywhere  
on the face of the earth--they don't authorize the government to admit  
pirated books into this country, toll or no toll. And so I think that  
that regulation is the invention of one of those people--as a rule,  
early stricken of God, intellectually--the departmental interpreters  
of the laws, in Washington. They can always be depended on to take any  
reasonably good law and interpret the common sense all out of it.  
They can be depended on, every time, to defeat a good law, and make it  
inoperative--yes, and utterly grotesque, too, mere matter for laughter  
and derision. Take some of the decisions of the Post-office Department,  
for instance--though I do not mean to suggest that that asylum is any  
worse than the others for the breeding and nourishing of incredible  
lunatics--I merely instance it because it happens to be the first to  
come into my mind. Take that case of a few years ago where the P. M.  
General suddenly issued an edict requiring you to add the name of the  
State after Boston, New York, Chicago, &c, in your superscriptions,  
on pain of having your letter stopped and forwarded to the dead-letter  
office; yes, and I believe he required the county, too. He made one  
little concession in favor of New York: you could say "New York City,"  
and stop there; but if you left off the "city," you must add "N. Y." to  
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