The Letters Of Mark Twain, Complete


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To Miss Picard, in St.-Die, France:  
RIVERDALE-ON-THE-HUDSON, February 22, 1902.  
DEAR MISS HELENE,--If you will let me call you so, considering that my  
head is white and that I have grownup daughters. Your beautiful letter  
has given me such deep pleasure! I will make bold to claim you for a  
friend and lock you up with the rest of my riches; for I am a miser who  
counts his spoil every day and hoards it secretly and adds to it when he  
can, and is grateful to see it grow.  
Some of that gold comes, like yourself, in a sealed package, and I can't  
see it and may never have the happiness; but I know its value without  
that, and by what sum it increases my wealth.  
I have a Club, a private Club, which is all my own. I appoint the  
Members myself, and they can't help themselves, because I don't allow  
them to vote on their own appointment and I don't allow them to resign!  
They are all friends whom I have never seen (save one), but who have  
written friendly letters to me.  
By the laws of my Club there can be only one Member in each country, and  
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