The Letters Of Mark Twain, Complete


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the criminal his vast notoriety--his obscure name tongued by stupendous  
Kings and Emperors--his picture printed everywhere, the trivialest  
details of his movements, what he eats, what he drinks; how he sleeps,  
what he says, cabled abroad over the whole globe at cost of fifty  
thousand dollars a day--and he only a lowly shoemaker yesterday!--like  
the assassin of the President of France--in debt three francs to his  
landlady, and insulted by her--and to-day she is proud to be able to say  
she knew him "as familiarly as you know your own brother," and glad to  
stand till she drops and pour out columns and pages of her grandeur and  
her happiness upon the eager interviewer.  
Nothing will check the lynchings and ruler-murder but absolute  
silence--the absence of pow-pow about them. How are you going to manage  
that? By gagging every witness and jamming him into a dungeon for life;  
by abolishing all newspapers; by exterminating all newspaper men; and by  
extinguishing God's most elegant invention, the Human Race. It is quite  
simple, quite easy, and I hope you will take a day off and attend to it,  
Joe. I blow a kiss to you, and am  
Lovingly Yours,  
MARK.  
When the Adirondack summer ended Clemens settled for the winter in  
the beautiful Appleton home at Riverdale-on-the-Hudson. It was a  
place of wide-spreading grass and shade-a house of ample room. They  
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