The Innocents Abroad


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"I'd like to see him at it once. Well, you take it along--but I  
swear it beats my time, though--and see if you can't find out what  
in the very nation he wants with that lamp."  
And he went off growling to himself and still wondering and  
wondering over the unaccountable conduct of No. 15. The lamp was a  
good one, but it revealed some disagreeable things--a bed in the  
suburbs of a desert of room--a bed that had hills and valleys in it,  
and you'd have to accommodate your body to the impression left in it  
by the man that slept there last, before you could lie comfortably;  
a carpet that had seen better days; a melancholy washstand in a  
remote corner, and a dejected pitcher on it sorrowing over a broken  
nose; a looking-glass split across the centre, which chopped your  
head off at the chin and made you look like some dreadful unfinished  
monster or other; the paper peeling in shreds from the walls.  
I sighed and said: "This is charming; and now don't you think you  
could get me something to read?"  
The porter said, "Oh, certainly; the old man's got dead loads of  
books;" and he was gone before I could tell him what sort of  
literature I would rather have. And yet his countenance expressed  
the utmost confidence in his ability to execute the commission with  
credit to himself. The old man made a descent on him.  
"What are you going to do with that pile of books?"  
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