The Innocents Abroad


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of flashy colors, are what one sees on every hand crowding the narrow  
streets and the honeycombed bazaars. We are stopping at Shepherd's  
Hotel, which is the worst on earth except the one I stopped at once in a  
small town in the United States. It is pleasant to read this sketch in  
my note-book, now, and know that I can stand Shepherd's Hotel, sure,  
because I have been in one just like it in America and survived:  
I stopped at the Benton House. It used to be a good hotel, but that  
proves nothing--I used to be a good boy, for that matter. Both of  
us have lost character of late years. The Benton is not a good  
hotel. The Benton lacks a very great deal of being a good hotel.  
Perdition is full of better hotels than the Benton.  
It was late at night when I got there, and I told the clerk I would  
like plenty of lights, because I wanted to read an hour or two.  
When I reached No. 15 with the porter (we came along a dim hall that  
was clad in ancient carpeting, faded, worn out in many places, and  
patched with old scraps of oil cloth--a hall that sank under one's  
feet, and creaked dismally to every footstep,) he struck a light  
--two inches of sallow, sorrowful, consumptive tallow candle, that  
burned blue, and sputtered, and got discouraged and went out. The  
porter lit it again, and I asked if that was all the light the clerk  
sent. He said, "Oh no, I've got another one here," and he produced  
another couple of inches of tallow candle. I said, "Light them both  
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-I'll have to have one to see the other by." He did it, but the  
result was drearier than darkness itself. He was a cheery,  
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