The Innocents Abroad


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As I was a member of the committee, and helped to frame the Address,  
these sarcasms came home to me. I never heard a sailor proclaiming  
himself as a handful of American citizens traveling for recreation, but I  
wished he might trip and fall overboard, and so reduce his handful by one  
individual, at least. I never was so tired of any one phrase as the  
sailors made me of the opening sentence of the Address to the Emperor of  
Russia.  
This seaport of Smyrna, our first notable acquaintance in Asia, is a  
closely packed city of one hundred and thirty thousand inhabitants, and,  
like Constantinople, it has no outskirts. It is as closely packed at its  
outer edges as it is in the centre, and then the habitations leave  
suddenly off and the plain beyond seems houseless. It is just like any  
other Oriental city. That is to say, its Moslem houses are heavy and  
dark, and as comfortless as so many tombs; its streets are crooked,  
rudely and roughly paved, and as narrow as an ordinary staircase; the  
streets uniformly carry a man to any other place than the one he wants to  
go to, and surprise him by landing him in the most unexpected localities;  
business is chiefly carried on in great covered bazaars, celled like a  
honeycomb with innumerable shops no larger than a common closet, and  
the  
whole hive cut up into a maze of alleys about wide enough to accommodate  
a laden camel, and well calculated to confuse a stranger and eventually  
lose him; every where there is dirt, every where there are fleas, every  
where there are lean, broken-hearted dogs; every alley is thronged with  
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