The Innocents Abroad


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stomach, my lungs, even into the uttermost parts of my frame. I exploded  
one mighty cough, and it was as if Vesuvius had let go. For the next  
five minutes I smoked at every pore, like a frame house that is on fire  
on the inside. Not any more narghili for me. The smoke had a vile  
taste, and the taste of a thousand infidel tongues that remained on that  
brass mouthpiece was viler still. I was getting discouraged. Whenever,  
hereafter, I see the cross-legged Grand Turk smoking his narghili, in  
pretended bliss, on the outside of a paper of Connecticut tobacco, I  
shall know him for the shameless humbug he is.  
This prison was filled with hot air. When I had got warmed up  
sufficiently to prepare me for a still warmer temperature, they took me  
where it was--into a marble room, wet, slippery and steamy, and laid me  
out on a raised platform in the centre. It was very warm. Presently my  
man sat me down by a tank of hot water, drenched me well, gloved his hand  
with a coarse mitten, and began to polish me all over with it. I began  
to smell disagreeably. The more he polished the worse I smelt. It was  
alarming. I said to him:  
"I perceive that I am pretty far gone. It is plain that I ought to be  
buried without any unnecessary delay. Perhaps you had better go after my  
friends at once, because the weather is warm, and I can not 'keep' long."  
He went on scrubbing, and paid no attention. I soon saw that he was  
reducing my size. He bore hard on his mitten, and from under it rolled  
little cylinders, like maccaroni. It could not be dirt, for it was too  
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