The Innocents Abroad


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poem, when a stone rolled in--then a hoof appeared below the canvas--then  
part of a cow--the after part. He leaned back in dread, and shouted  
"
Hooy! hooy! get out of this!" and the cow struggled manfully--lost  
ground steadily--dirt and dust streamed down, and before Oliver could get  
well away, the entire cow crashed through on to the table and made a  
shapeless wreck of every thing!  
Then, for the first time in his life, I think, Oliver complained. He  
said,  
"This thing is growing monotonous!"  
Then he resigned his judgeship and left Humboldt county. "Butchered to  
make a Roman holyday" has grown monotonous to me.  
In this connection I wish to say one word about Michael Angelo  
Buonarotti. I used to worship the mighty genius of Michael Angelo--that  
man who was great in poetry, painting, sculpture, architecture--great in  
every thing he undertook. But I do not want Michael Angelo for  
breakfast--for luncheon--for dinner--for tea--for supper--for between  
meals. I like a change, occasionally. In Genoa, he designed every  
thing; in Milan he or his pupils designed every thing; he designed the  
Lake of Como; in Padua, Verona, Venice, Bologna, who did we ever hear of,  
from guides, but Michael Angelo? In Florence, he painted every thing,  
designed every thing, nearly, and what he did not design he used to sit  
on a favorite stone and look at, and they showed us the stone. In Pisa  
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