The Innocents Abroad


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CHAPTER II.  
Occasionally, during the following month, I dropped in at 117 Wall Street  
to inquire how the repairing and refurnishing of the vessel was coming  
on, how additions to the passenger list were averaging, how many people  
the committee were decreeing not "select" every day and banishing in  
sorrow and tribulation. I was glad to know that we were to have a little  
printing press on board and issue a daily newspaper of our own. I was  
glad to learn that our piano, our parlor organ, and our melodeon were to  
be the best instruments of the kind that could be had in the market. I  
was proud to observe that among our excursionists were three ministers of  
the gospel, eight doctors, sixteen or eighteen ladies, several military  
and naval chieftains with sounding titles, an ample crop of "Professors"  
of various kinds, and a gentleman who had "COMMISSIONER OF THE  
UNITED  
STATES OF AMERICA TO EUROPE, ASIA, AND AFRICA" thundering after  
his name  
in one awful blast! I had carefully prepared myself to take rather a  
back seat in that ship because of the uncommonly select material that  
would alone be permitted to pass through the camel's eye of that  
committee on credentials; I had schooled myself to expect an imposing  
array of military and naval heroes and to have to set that back seat  
still further back in consequence of it maybe; but I state frankly that I  
was all unprepared for this crusher.  
I fell under that titular avalanche a torn and blighted thing. I said  
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