The Innocents Abroad


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Archipelago! Vesuvius! Constantinople! Smyrna! The Holy Land! Egypt and  
our friends the Bermudians"! People in Europe desiring to join the  
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excursion--contagious sickness to be avoided--boating at the expense of  
the ship--physician on board--the circuit of the globe to be made if the  
passengers unanimously desired it--the company to be rigidly selected by  
a pitiless "Committee on Applications"--the vessel to be as rigidly  
selected by as pitiless a "Committee on Selecting Steamer." Human nature  
could not withstand these bewildering temptations. I hurried to the  
treasurer's office and deposited my ten percent. I rejoiced to know that  
a few vacant staterooms were still left. I did avoid a critical personal  
examination into my character by that bowelless committee, but I referred  
to all the people of high standing I could think of in the community who  
would be least likely to know anything about me.  
Shortly a supplementary program was issued which set forth that the  
Plymouth Collection of Hymns would be used on board the ship. I then  
paid the balance of my passage money.  
I was provided with a receipt and duly and officially accepted as an  
excursionist. There was