The Comedy of Errors


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Let's hear it.  
DROMIO OF SYRACUSE  
There's no time for a man to recover his hair that  
grows bald by nature.  
ANTIPHOLUS  
OF SYRACUSE  
May he not do it by fine and recovery?  
DROMIO OF SYRACUSE  
Yes, to pay a fine for a periwig and recover the  
lost hair of another man.  
ANTIPHOLUS  
OF SYRACUSE  
Why is Time such a niggard of hair, being, as it is,  
so plentiful an excrement?  
DROMIO OF SYRACUSE  
Because it is a blessing that he bestows on beasts;  
and what he hath scanted men in hair he hath given them in wit.  
ANTIPHOLUS  
OF SYRACUSE  
Why, but there's many a man hath more hair than wit.  
DROMIO OF SYRACUSE  
Not a man of those but he hath the wit to lose his hair.  
ANTIPHOLUS  
OF SYRACUSE  
Why, thou didst conclude hairy men plain dealers without wit.  
DROMIO OF SYRACUSE  
The plainer dealer, the sooner lost: yet he loseth  
it in a kind of jollity.  
ANTIPHOLUS  
OF SYRACUSE  
For what reason?  
DROMIO OF SYRACUSE  
For two; and sound ones too.  
ANTIPHOLUS  
OF SYRACUSE  
Nay, not sound, I pray you.  
DROMIO OF SYRACUSE  
Sure ones, then.  
ANTIPHOLUS  
OF SYRACUSE  
Nay, not sure, in a thing falsing.  
DROMIO OF SYRACUSE  
Certain ones then.  
ANTIPHOLUS  
OF SYRACUSE  
Name them.  
DROMIO OF SYRACUSE  
The one, to save the money that he spends in  
trimming; the other, that at dinner they should not  


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