The Comedy of Errors


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OF SYRACUSE  
Why, first,--for flouting me; and then, wherefore--  
For urging it the second time to me.  
DROMIO OF SYRACUSE  
Was there ever any man thus beaten out of season,  
When in the why and the wherefore is neither rhyme  
nor reason?  
Well, sir, I thank you.  
ANTIPHOLUS  
OF SYRACUSE  
Thank me, sir, for what?  
DROMIO OF SYRACUSE  
Marry, sir, for this something that you gave me for nothing.  
ANTIPHOLUS  
OF SYRACUSE  
I'll make you amends next, to give you nothing for  
something. But say, sir, is it dinner-time?  
DROMIO OF SYRACUSE  
No, sir; I think the meat wants that I have.  
ANTIPHOLUS  
OF SYRACUSE  
In good time, sir; what's that?  
DROMIO OF SYRACUSE  
Basting.  
ANTIPHOLUS  
OF SYRACUSE  
Well, sir, then 'twill be dry.  
DROMIO OF SYRACUSE  
If it be, sir, I pray you, eat none of it.  
ANTIPHOLUS  
OF SYRACUSE  
Your reason?  
DROMIO OF SYRACUSE  
Lest it make you choleric and purchase me another  
dry basting.  
ANTIPHOLUS  
OF SYRACUSE  
Well, sir, learn to jest in good time: there's a  
time for all things.  
DROMIO OF SYRACUSE  
I durst have denied that, before you were so choleric.  
ANTIPHOLUS  
OF SYRACUSE  
By what rule, sir?  
DROMIO OF SYRACUSE  
Marry, sir, by a rule as plain as the plain bald  
pate of father Time himself.  
ANTIPHOLUS  
OF SYRACUSE  


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