The Works of Edgar Allan Poe - Volume 5


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her. Och hon! I ixpicted the two eyes o' me wud ha cum'd out of my head  
on the spot, I was so dispirate mad! Howiver, "Bait who!" says I, after  
awhile. "Is it there ye are, Mounseer Maiter-di-dauns?" and so down I  
plumped on the lift side of her leddyship, to be aven with the willain.  
Botheration! it wud ha done your heart good to percave the illigant  
double wink that I gived her jist thin right in the face with both eyes.  
But the little ould Frinchman he niver beginned to suspict me at all  
at all, and disperate hard it was he made the love to her leddyship.  
"Woully wou," says he, "Pully wou," says he, "Plump in the mud," says he.  
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That's all to no use, Mounseer Frog, mavourneen," thinks I; and I  
talked as hard and as fast as I could all the while, and throth it was  
mesilf jist that divarted her leddyship complately and intirely, by  
rason of the illigant conversation that I kipt up wid her all about the  
dear bogs of Connaught. And by and by she gived me such a swate smile,  
from one ind of her mouth to the ither, that it made me as bould as a  
pig, and I jist took hould of the ind of her little finger in the most  
dillikitest manner in natur, looking at her all the while out o' the  
whites of my eyes.  
And then ounly percave the cuteness of the swate angel, for no sooner  
did she obsarve that I was afther the squazing of her flipper, than she  
up wid it in a jiffy, and put it away behind her back, jist as much as  
to say, "Now thin, Sir Pathrick O'Grandison, there's a bitther chance  
for ye, mavourneen, for it's not altogether the gentaal thing to be  
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