The Works of Edgar Allan Poe - Volume 5


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whither it wouldn't be the purlite thing to sind a bit o' writin' to the  
widdy by way of a love-litter, when up com'd the delivery servant wid  
an illigant card, and he tould me that the name on it (for I niver could  
rade the copperplate printin on account of being lift handed) was all  
about Mounseer, the Count, A Goose, Look--aisy, Maiter-di-dauns, and  
that the houl of the divilish lingo was the spalpeeny long name of the  
little ould furrener Frinchman as lived over the way.  
And jist wid that in cum'd the little willian himself, and then he made  
me a broth of a bow, and thin he said he had ounly taken the liberty  
of doing me the honor of the giving me a call, and thin he went on to  
palaver at a great rate, and divil the bit did I comprehind what he wud  
be afther the tilling me at all at all, excipting and saving that he  
said "pully wou, woolly wou," and tould me, among a bushel o' lies, bad  
luck to him, that he was mad for the love o' my widdy Misthress Tracle,  
and that my widdy Mrs. Tracle had a puncheon for him.  
At the hearin' of this, ye may swear, though, I was as mad as a  
grasshopper, but I remimbered that I was Sir Pathrick O'Grandison,  
Barronitt, and that it wasn't althegither gentaal to lit the anger git  
the upper hand o' the purliteness, so I made light o' the matter and  
kipt dark, and got quite sociable wid the little chap, and afther a  
while what did he do but ask me to go wid him to the widdy's, saying he  
wud give me the feshionable inthroduction to her leddyship.  
"Is it there ye are?" said I thin to mesilf, "and it's thrue for you,  
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