The Old Curiosity Shop


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'Are you comfortable?' the single gentleman would say after one of  
these exploits, turning sharply round.  
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Quite, Sir, thank you.'  
Are you sure? An't you cold?'  
It is a little chilly, Sir,' Kit's mother would reply.  
I knew it!' cried the single gentleman, letting down one of the front  
glasses. 'She wants some brandy and water! Of course she does. How  
could I forget it? Hallo! Stop at the next inn, and call out for a glass of  
hot brandy and water.'  
It was in vain for Kit's mother to protest that she stood in need of  
nothing of the kind. The single gentleman was inexorable; and  
whenever he had exhausted all other modes and fashions of  
restlessness, it invariably occurred to him that Kit's mother wanted  
brandy and water.  
In this way they travelled on until near midnight, when they stopped  
to supper, for which meal the single gentleman ordered everything  
eatable that the house contained; and because Kit's mother didn't eat  
everything at once, and eat it all, he took it into his head that she  
must be ill.  
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You're faint,' said the single gentleman, who did nothing himself but  
walk about the room. 'I see what's the matter with you, ma'am. You're  
faint.'  
'Thank you, sir, I'm not indeed.'  
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I know you are. I'm sure of it. I drag this poor woman from the bosom  
of her family at a minute's notice, and she goes on getting fainter and  
fainter before my eyes. I'm a pretty fellow! How many children have  
you got, ma'am?'  
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Two, sir, besides Kit.'  
Boys, ma'am?'  
Yes, sir.'  
Are they christened?'  
Only half baptised as yet, sir.'  


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