The Man that Corrupted Hadleyburg


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They were given with great and moving heartiness; then somebody proposed  
that "Richards be elected sole Guardian and Symbol of the now Sacred  
Hadleyburg Tradition, with power and right to stand up and look the whole  
sarcastic world in the face."  
Passed, by acclamation; then they sang the "Mikado" again, and ended it  
with--  
"And there's one Symbol left, you bet!"  
There was a pause; then--  
A Voice. "Now, then, who's to get the sack?"  
The Tanner (with bitter sarcasm). "That's easy. The money has to be  
divided among the eighteen Incorruptibles. They gave the suffering  
stranger twenty dollars apiece--and that remark--each in his turn--it  
took twenty-two minutes for the procession to move past. Staked the  
stranger--total contribution, $360. All they want is just the loan  
back--and interest--forty thousand dollars altogether."  
Many Voices [derisively.] "That's it! Divvy! divvy! Be kind to the  
poor--don't keep them waiting!"  
The Chair. "Order! I now offer the stranger's remaining document. It  
says: 'If no claimant shall appear [grand chorus of groans], I desire  
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