The Man that Corrupted Hadleyburg


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Many voices. "Right!--the Chair is right--no interruption can be  
permitted at this stage! Go on!--the names! the names!--according to the  
terms of the motion!"  
The old couple sat reluctantly down, and the husband whispered to the  
wife, "It is pitifully hard to have to wait; the shame will be greater  
than ever when they find we were only going to plead for ourselves."  
Straightway the jollity broke loose again with the reading of the names.  
"'You are far from being a bad man--' Signature, 'Robert J. Titmarsh.'"  
'"You are far from being a bad man--' Signature, 'Eliphalet Weeks.'"  
"'You are far from being a bad man--' Signature, 'Oscar B. Wilder.'"  
At this point the house lit upon the idea of taking the eight words out  
of the Chairman's hands. He was not unthankful for that. Thenceforward  
he held up each note in its turn and waited. The house droned out the  
eight words in a massed and measured and musical deep volume of sound  
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with a daringly close resemblance to a well-known church chant)--"You  
are f-a-r from being a b-a-a-a-d man." Then the Chair said, "Signature,  
Archibald Wilcox.'" And so on, and so on, name after name, and  
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everybody had an increasingly and gloriously good time except the  
wretched Nineteen. Now and then, when a particularly shining name was  
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