The Letters Of Mark Twain, Complete


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I paid assessments on "Hale and Norcross" until they sold me out, and  
I had to take in washing for a living--and the next month that infamous  
stock went up to $7,000 a foot.  
I own millions and millions of feet of affluent silver leads in  
Nevada--in fact the entire undercrust of that country nearly, and if  
Congress would move that State off my property so that I could get at  
it, I would be wealthy yet. But no, there she squats--and here am I.  
Failing health persuades me to sell. If you know of any one desiring  
a permanent investment, I can furnish one that will have the virtue of  
being eternal.  
I have been through the California mill, with all its "dips, spurs and  
angles, variations and sinuosities." I have worked there at all the  
different trades and professions known to the catalogues. I have  
been everything, from a newspaper editor down to a cow-catcher on a  
locomotive, and I am encouraged to believe that if there had been a few  
more occupations to experiment on, I might have made a dazzling success  
at last, and found out what mysterious designs Providence had in  
creating me.  
But you perceive that although I am not a Pioneer, I have had a  
sufficiently variegated time of it to enable me to talk Pioneer like a  
native, and feel like a Forty-Niner. Therefore, I cordially welcome you  
to your old-remembered homes and your long deserted firesides, and close  
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