The Letters Of Mark Twain, Complete


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in the "Alba Nueva" and other claims with gorgeous names, and was rich  
again--in prospect. I owned a vast mining property there. I would not  
have sold out for less than $400,000 at that time. But I will now.  
Finally I walked home--200 miles partly for exercise, and partly because  
stage fare was expensive. Next I entered upon an affluent career in  
Virginia City, and by a judicious investment of labor and the capital  
of friends, became the owner of about all the worthless wild cat mines  
there were in that part of the country. Assessments did the business  
for me there. There were a hundred and seventeen assessments to one  
dividend, and the proportion of income to outlay was a little against  
me. My financial barometer went down to 32 Fahrenheit, and the  
subscriber was frozen out.  
I took up extensions on the main lead-extensions that reached to  
British America, in one direction, and to the Isthmus of Panama in the  
other--and I verily believe I would have been a rich man if I had ever  
found those infernal extensions. But I didn't. I ran tunnels till I  
tapped the Arctic Ocean, and I sunk shafts till I broke through the roof  
of perdition; but those extensions turned up missing every time. I am  
willing to sell all that property and throw in the improvements.  
Perhaps you remember that celebrated "North Ophir?" I bought that mine.  
It was very rich in pure silver. You could take it out in lumps as large  
as a filbert. But when it was discovered that those lumps were melted  
half dollars, and hardly melted at that, a painful case of "salting" was  
apparent, and the undersigned adjourned to the poorhouse again.  
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