The Innocents Abroad


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the same side of the strait." (I saw he had been deceived by a  
carelessly written sentence in the guidebook.)  
"
Well, it ain't for you to say, nor for me. Some authors states it that  
way, and some states it different. Old Gibbons don't say nothing about  
it--just shirks it complete--Gibbons always done that when he got stuck  
--but there is Rolampton, what does he say? Why, he says that they was  
both on the same side, and Trinculian, and Sobaster, and Syraccus, and  
Langomarganbl----"  
"
Oh, that will do--that's enough. If you have got your hand in for  
inventing authors and testimony, I have nothing more to say--let them be  
on the same side."  
We don't mind the Oracle. We rather like him. We can tolerate the  
Oracle very easily, but we have a poet and a good-natured enterprising  
idiot on board, and they do distress the company. The one gives copies  
of his verses to consuls, commanders, hotel keepers, Arabs, Dutch--to  
anybody, in fact, who will submit to a grievous infliction most kindly  
meant. His poetry is all very well on shipboard, notwithstanding when he  
wrote an "Ode to the Ocean in a Storm" in one half hour, and an  
"Apostrophe to the Rooster in the Waist of the Ship" in the next, the  
transition was considered to be rather abrupt; but when he sends an  
invoice of rhymes to the Governor of Fayal and another to the commander  
in chief and other dignitaries in Gibraltar with the compliments of the  
Laureate of the Ship, it is not popular with the passengers.  
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