The Innocents Abroad


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your heels. If you swim on your face, you kick up the water like a  
stern-wheel boat. You make no headway. A horse is so top-heavy that he  
can neither swim nor stand up in the Dead Sea. He turns over on his side  
at once. Some of us bathed for more than an hour, and then came out  
coated with salt till we shone like icicles. We scrubbed it off with a  
coarse towel and rode off with a splendid brand-new smell, though it was  
one which was not any more disagreeable than those we have been for  
several weeks enjoying. It was the variegated villainy and novelty of it  
that charmed us. Salt crystals glitter in the sun about the shores of  
the lake. In places they coat the ground like a brilliant crust of ice.  
When I was a boy I somehow got the impression that the river Jordan was  
four thousand miles long and thirty-five miles wide. It is only ninety  
miles long, and so crooked that a man does not know which side of it he  
is on half the time. In going ninety miles it does not get over more  
than fifty miles of ground. It is not any wider than Broadway in New  
York.  
There is the Sea of Galilee and this Dead Sea--neither of them twenty  
miles long or thirteen wide. And yet when I was in Sunday School I  
thought they were sixty thousand miles in diameter.  
Travel and experience mar the grandest pictures and rob us of the most  
cherished traditions of our boyhood. Well, let them go. I have already  
seen the Empire of King Solomon diminish to the size of the State of  
Pennsylvania; I suppose I can bear the reduction of the seas and the  
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