The Innocents Abroad


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one's knee joints. A pack of ragged Portuguese muleteers crowded around  
us, offering their beasts at half a dollar an hour--more rascality to the  
stranger, for the market price is sixteen cents. Half a dozen of us  
mounted the ungainly affairs and submitted to the indignity of making a  
ridiculous spectacle of ourselves through the principal streets of a town  
of 10,000 inhabitants.  
We started. It was not a trot, a gallop, or a canter, but a stampede,  
and made up of all possible or conceivable gaits. No spurs were  
necessary. There was a muleteer to every donkey and a dozen volunteers  
beside, and they banged the donkeys with their goad sticks, and pricked  
them with their spikes, and shouted something that sounded like  
"
Sekki-yah!" and kept up a din and a racket that was worse than Bedlam  
itself. These rascals were all on foot, but no matter, they were always  
up to time--they can outrun and outlast a donkey. Altogether, ours was  
a lively and a picturesque procession, and drew crowded audiences to the  
balconies wherever we went.  
Blucher could do nothing at all with his donkey. The beast scampered  
zigzag across the road and the others ran into him; he scraped Blucher  
against carts and the corners of houses; the road was fenced in with high  
stone walls, and the donkey gave him a polishing first on one side and  
then on the other, but never once took the middle; he finally came to the  
house he was born in and darted into the parlor, scraping Blucher off at  
the doorway. After remounting, Blucher said to the muleteer, "Now,  
that's enough, you know; you go slow hereafter."  
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