The Innocents Abroad


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all doubts upon the subject at rest forever, by stating with his own lips  
that the tradition was correct. Remember, He said that that particular  
column stood upon the centre of the world. If the centre of the world  
changes, the column changes its position accordingly. This column has  
moved three different times of its own accord. This is because, in great  
convulsions of nature, at three different times, masses of the earth  
--whole ranges of mountains, probably--have flown off into space, thus  
lessening the diameter of the earth, and changing the exact locality of  
its centre by a point or two. This is a very curious and interesting  
circumstance, and is a withering rebuke to those philosophers who would  
make us believe that it is not possible for any portion of the earth to  
fly off into space.  
To satisfy himself that this spot was really the centre of the earth, a  
sceptic once paid well for the privilege of ascending to the dome of the  
church to see if the sun gave him a shadow at noon. He came down  
perfectly convinced. The day was very cloudy and the sun threw no  
shadows at all; but the man was satisfied that if the sun had come out  
and made shadows it could not have made any for him. Proofs like these  
are not to be set aside by the idle tongues of cavilers. To such as are  
not bigoted, and are willing to be convinced, they carry a conviction  
that nothing can ever shake.  
If even greater proofs than those I have mentioned are wanted, to satisfy  
the headstrong and the foolish that this is the genuine centre of the  
earth, they are here. The greatest of them lies in the fact that from  
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