The Innocents Abroad


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spirit, but a camel is not jumpable. A camel is as tall as any ordinary  
dwelling-house in Syria--which is to say a camel is from one to two, and  
sometimes nearly three feet taller than a good-sized man. In this part  
of the country his load is oftenest in the shape of colossal sacks--one  
on each side. He and his cargo take up as much room as a carriage.  
Think of meeting this style of obstruction in a narrow trail. The camel  
would not turn out for a king. He stalks serenely along, bringing his  
cushioned stilts forward with the long, regular swing of a pendulum, and  
whatever is in the way must get out of the way peaceably, or be wiped out  
forcibly by the bulky sacks. It was a tiresome ride to us, and perfectly  
exhausting to the horses. We were compelled to jump over upwards of  
eighteen hundred donkeys, and only one person in the party was unseated  
less than sixty times by the camels. This seems like a powerful  
statement, but the poet has said, "Things are not what they seem." I can  
not think of any thing, now, more certain to make one shudder, than to  
have a soft-footed camel sneak up behind him and touch him on the ear  
with its cold, flabby under-lip. A camel did this for one of the boys,  
who was drooping over his saddle in a brown study. He glanced up and saw  
the majestic apparition hovering above him, and made frantic efforts to  
get out of the way, but the camel reached out and bit him on the shoulder  
before he accomplished it. This was the only pleasant incident of the  
journey.  
At Nazareth we camped in an olive grove near the Virgin Mary's fountain,  
and that wonderful Arab "guard" came to collect some bucksheesh for his  
"
services" in following us from Tiberias and warding off invisible  
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