The Innocents Abroad


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CHAPTER L.  
We descended from Mount Tabor, crossed a deep ravine, followed a hilly,  
rocky road to Nazareth--distant two hours. All distances in the East are  
measured by hours, not miles. A good horse will walk three miles an hour  
over nearly any kind of a road; therefore, an hour, here, always stands  
for three miles. This method of computation is bothersome and annoying;  
and until one gets thoroughly accustomed to it, it carries no  
intelligence to his mind until he has stopped and translated the pagan  
hours into Christian miles, just as people do with the spoken words of a  
foreign language they are acquainted with, but not familiarly enough to  
catch the meaning in a moment. Distances traveled by human feet are also  
estimated by hours and minutes, though I do not know what the base of the  
calculation is. In Constantinople you ask, "How far is it to the  
Consulate?" and they answer, "About ten minutes." "How far is it to the  
Lloyds' Agency?" "Quarter of an hour." "How far is it to the lower  
bridge?" "Four minutes." I can not be positive about it, but I think  
that there, when a man orders a pair of pantaloons, he says he wants them  
a quarter of a minute in the legs and nine seconds around the waist.  
Two hours from Tabor to Nazareth--and as it was an uncommonly narrow,  
crooked trail, we necessarily met all the camel trains and jackass  
caravans between Jericho and Jacksonville in that particular place and  
nowhere else. The donkeys do not matter so much, because they are so  
small that you can jump your horse over them if he is an animal of  
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