The Innocents Abroad


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Our guard! From Galilee to the birthplace of the Savior, the country is  
infested with fierce Bedouins, whose sole happiness it is, in this life,  
to cut and stab and mangle and murder unoffending Christians. Allah be  
with us!"  
"Then hire a regiment! Would you send us out among these desperate  
hordes, with no salvation in our utmost need but this old turret?"  
The dragoman laughed--not at the facetiousness of the simile, for verily,  
that guide or that courier or that dragoman never yet lived upon earth  
who had in him the faintest appreciation of a joke, even though that joke  
were so broad and so ponderous that if it fell on him it would flatten  
him out like a postage stamp--the dragoman laughed, and then, emboldened  
by some thought that was in his brain, no doubt, proceeded to extremities  
and winked.  
In straits like these, when a man laughs, it is encouraging when he  
winks, it is positively reassuring. He finally intimated that one guard  
would be sufficient to protect us, but that that one was an absolute  
necessity. It was because of the moral weight his awful panoply would  
have with the Bedouins. Then I said we didn't want any guard at all.  
If one fantastic vagabond could protect eight armed Christians and a pack  
of Arab servants from all harm, surely that detachment could protect  
themselves. He shook his head doubtfully. Then I said, just think of  
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