The Innocents Abroad


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And when the sun drops below the horizon and the boys close their  
umbrellas and put them under their arms, it is only a variation of the  
picture, not a modification of its absurdity.  
But may be you can not see the wild extravagance of my panorama. You  
could if you were here. Here, you feel all the time just as if you were  
living about the year 1200 before Christ--or back to the patriarchs--or  
forward to the New Era. The scenery of the Bible is about you--the  
customs of the patriarchs are around you--the same people, in the same  
flowing robes, and in sandals, cross your path--the same long trains of  
stately camels go and come--the same impressive religious solemnity and  
silence rest upon the desert and the mountains that were upon them in the  
remote ages of antiquity, and behold, intruding upon a scene like this,  
comes this fantastic mob of green-spectacled Yanks, with their flapping  
elbows and bobbing umbrellas! It is Daniel in the lion's den with a  
green cotton umbrella under his arm, all over again.  
My umbrella is with the baggage, and so are my green spectacles--and  
there they shall stay. I will not use them. I will show some respect  
for the eternal fitness of things. It will be bad enough to get  
sun-struck, without looking ridiculous into the bargain. If I fall,  
let me fall bearing about me the semblance of a Christian, at least.  
Three or four hours out from Damascus we passed the spot where Saul was  
so abruptly converted, and from this place we looked back over the  
scorching desert, and had our last glimpse of beautiful Damascus, decked  
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