The Innocents Abroad


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suggested it to his Imperial Highness. I think not--though it would be  
like him. Baker's boy is the famine-breeder of the ship. He is always  
hungry. They say he goes about the state-rooms when the passengers are  
out, and eats up all the soap. And they say he eats oakum. They say he  
will eat any thing he can get between meals, but he prefers oakum. He  
does not like oakum for dinner, but he likes it for a lunch, at odd  
hours, or any thing that way. It makes him very disagreeable, because it  
makes his breath bad, and keeps his teeth all stuck up with tar. Baker's  
boy may have suggested the breakfast, but I hope he did not. It went off  
well, anyhow. The illustrious host moved about from place to place, and  
helped to destroy the provisions and keep the conversation lively, and  
the Grand Duchess talked with the verandah parties and such as had  
satisfied their appetites and straggled out from the reception room.  
The Grand Duke's tea was delicious. They give one a lemon to squeeze  
into it, or iced milk, if he prefers it. The former is best. This tea  
is brought overland from China. It injures the article to transport it  
by sea.  
When it was time to go, we bade our distinguished hosts good-bye, and  
they retired happy and contented to their apartments to count their  
spoons.  
We had spent the best part of half a day in the home of royalty, and had  
been as cheerful and comfortable all the time as we could have been in  
the ship. I would as soon have thought of being cheerful in Abraham's  
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