The Innocents Abroad


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suppressed there every day, and spring up the next day under a new name.  
During the ten days or a fortnight we staid there one paper was murdered  
and resurrected twice. The newsboys are smart there, just as they are  
elsewhere. They take advantage of popular weaknesses. When they find  
they are not likely to sell out, they approach a citizen mysteriously,  
and say in a low voice--"Last copy, sir: double price; paper just been  
suppressed!" The man buys it, of course, and finds nothing in it. They  
do say--I do not vouch for it--but they do say that men sometimes print a  
vast edition of a paper, with a ferociously seditious article in it,  
distribute it quickly among the newsboys, and clear out till the  
Government's indignation cools. It pays well. Confiscation don't amount  
to any thing. The type and presses are not worth taking care of.  
There is only one English newspaper in Naples. It has seventy  
subscribers. The publisher is getting rich very deliberately--very  
deliberately indeed.  
I never shall want another Turkish lunch. The cooking apparatus was in  
the little lunch room, near the bazaar, and it was all open to the  
street. The cook was slovenly, and so was the table, and it had no cloth  
on it. The fellow took a mass of sausage meat and coated it round a wire  
and laid it on a charcoal fire to cook. When it was done, he laid it  
aside and a dog walked sadly in and nipped it. He smelt it first, and  
probably recognized the remains of a friend. The cook took it away from  
him and laid it before us. Jack said, "I pass"--he plays euchre  
sometimes--and we all passed in turn. Then the cook baked a broad, flat,  
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