The Innocents Abroad


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CHAPTER XXVII.  
So far, good. If any man has a right to feel proud of himself, and  
satisfied, surely it is I. For I have written about the Coliseum, and  
the gladiators, the martyrs, and the lions, and yet have never once used  
the phrase "butchered to make a Roman holiday." I am the only free white  
man of mature age, who has accomplished this since Byron originated the  
expression.  
Butchered to make a Roman holiday sounds well for the first seventeen or  
eighteen hundred thousand times one sees it in print, but after that it  
begins to grow tiresome. I find it in all the books concerning Rome--and  
here latterly it reminds me of Judge Oliver. Oliver was a young lawyer,  
fresh from the schools, who had gone out to the deserts of Nevada to  
begin life. He found that country, and our ways of life, there, in those  
early days, different from life in New England or Paris. But he put on a  
woollen shirt and strapped a navy revolver to his person, took to the  
bacon and beans of the country, and determined to do in Nevada as Nevada  
did. Oliver accepted the situation so completely that although he must  
have sorrowed over many of his trials, he never complained--that is, he  
never complained but once. He, two others, and myself, started to the  
new silver mines in the Humboldt mountains--he to be Probate Judge of  
Humboldt county, and we to mine. The distance was two hundred miles. It  
was dead of winter. We bought a two-horse wagon and put eighteen  
hundred  
pounds of bacon, flour, beans, blasting-powder, picks and shovels in it;