The Innocents Abroad


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enough in the provinces, we make no doubt, but it ill suits the  
dignity of the metropolis. We trust our young friend will take  
these remarks in good part, for we mean them solely for his benefit.  
All who know us are aware that although we are at times justly  
severe upon tigers and martyrs, we never intentionally offend  
gladiators.  
"The Infant Prodigy performed wonders. He overcame his four tiger  
whelps with ease, and with no other hurt than the loss of a portion  
of his scalp. The General Slaughter was rendered with a  
faithfulness to details which reflects the highest credit upon the  
late participants in it.  
"
Upon the whole, last night's performances shed honor not only upon  
the management but upon the city that encourages and sustains such  
wholesome and instructive entertainments. We would simply suggest  
that the practice of vulgar young boys in the gallery of shying  
peanuts and paper pellets at the tigers, and saying "Hi-yi!" and  
manifesting approbation or dissatisfaction by such observations as  
"
Bully for the lion!" "Go it, Gladdy!" "Boots!" "Speech!" "Take  
a walk round the block!" and so on, are extremely reprehensible,  
when the Emperor is present, and ought to be stopped by the police.  
Several times last night, when the supernumeraries entered the arena  
to drag out the bodies, the young ruffians in the gallery shouted,  
"
Supe! supe!" and also, "Oh, what a coat!" and "Why don't you pad  
them shanks?" and made use of various other remarks expressive of  
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