The Innocents Abroad


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out of every one hundred they receive, they complain if they have to pay  
seven. They are curious people. They do not know when they are well  
off. Mendicant priests do not prowl among them with baskets begging for  
the church and eating up their substance. One hardly ever sees a  
minister of the gospel going around there in his bare feet, with a  
basket, begging for subsistence. In that country the preachers are not  
like our mendicant orders of friars--they have two or three suits of  
clothing, and they wash sometimes. In that land are mountains far higher  
than the Alban mountains; the vast Roman Campagna, a hundred miles  
long  
and full forty broad, is really small compared to the United States of  
America; the Tiber, that celebrated river of ours, which stretches its  
mighty course almost two hundred miles, and which a lad can scarcely  
throw a stone across at Rome, is not so long, nor yet so wide, as the  
American Mississippi--nor yet the Ohio, nor even the Hudson. In America  
the people are absolutely wiser and know much more than their  
grandfathers did. They do not plow with a sharpened stick, nor yet with  
a three-cornered block of wood that merely scratches the top of the  
ground. We do that because our fathers did, three thousand years ago, I  
suppose. But those people have no holy reverence for their ancestors.  
They plow with a plow that is a sharp, curved blade of iron, and it cuts  
into the earth full five inches. And this is not all. They cut their  
grain with a horrid machine that mows down whole fields in a day. If I  
dared, I would say that sometimes they use a blasphemous plow that works  
by fire and vapor and tears up an acre of ground in a single hour--but  
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-but--I see by your looks that you do not believe the things I am telling  
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