The Innocents Abroad


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long years, so they said, and it was for sale for thirty-five thousand  
dollars.  
We went to the Church of Santa Croce, from time to time, in Florence, to  
weep over the tombs of Michael Angelo, Raphael and Machiavelli,  
(I suppose they are buried there, but it may be that they reside  
elsewhere and rent their tombs to other parties--such being the fashion  
in Italy,) and between times we used to go and stand on the bridges and  
admire the Arno. It is popular to admire the Arno. It is a great  
historical creek with four feet in the channel and some scows floating  
around. It would be a very plausible river if they would pump some water  
into it. They all call it a river, and they honestly think it is a  
river, do these dark and bloody Florentines. They even help out the  
delusion by building bridges over it. I do not see why they are too good  
to wade.  
How the fatigues and annoyances of travel fill one with bitter prejudices  
sometimes! I might enter Florence under happier auspices a month hence  
and find it all beautiful, all attractive. But I do not care to think of  
it now, at all, nor of its roomy shops filled to the ceiling with snowy  
marble and alabaster copies of all the celebrated sculptures in Europe  
--copies so enchanting to the eye that I wonder how they can really be  
shaped like the dingy petrified nightmares they are the portraits of. I  
got lost in Florence at nine o'clock, one night, and staid lost in that  
labyrinth of narrow streets and long rows of vast buildings that look all  
alike, until toward three o'clock in the morning. It was a pleasant  
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