The Innocents Abroad


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wiping blood off their faces and laughing.  
I said it was a mean, disgraceful fraud.  
They said that the misery of this shave had gone so far beyond any thing  
they had ever experienced before, that they could not bear the idea of  
losing such a chance of hearing a cordial opinion from me on the subject.  
It was shameful. But there was no help for it. The skinning was begun  
and had to be finished. The tears flowed with every rake, and so did the  
fervent execrations. The barber grew confused, and brought blood every  
time. I think the boys enjoyed it better than any thing they have seen  
or heard since they left home.  
We have seen the Campanile, and Byron's house and Balbi's the geographer,  
and the palaces of all the ancient dukes and doges of Venice, and we have  
seen their effeminate descendants airing their nobility in fashionable  
French attire in the Grand Square of St. Mark, and eating ices and  
drinking cheap wines, instead of wearing gallant coats of mail and  
destroying fleets and armies as their great ancestors did in the days of  
Venetian glory. We have seen no bravoes with poisoned stilettos, no  
masks, no wild carnival; but we have seen the ancient pride of Venice,  
the grim Bronze Horses that figure in a thousand legends. Venice may  
well cherish them, for they are the only horses she ever had. It is said  
there are hundreds of people in this curious city who never have seen a  
living horse in their lives. It is entirely true, no doubt.  
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