The Innocents Abroad


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I wrote on. The barber began on the doctor. I heard him say:  
"Dan, this is the easiest shave I have had since we left the ship."  
He said again, presently:  
"
Why Dan, a man could go to sleep with this man shaving him."  
Dan took the chair. Then he said:  
"
Why this is Titian. This is one of the old masters."  
I wrote on. Directly Dan said:  
"Doctor, it is perfect luxury. The ship's barber isn't any thing to  
him."  
My rough beard wee distressing me beyond measure. The barber was rolling  
up his apparatus. The temptation was too strong. I said:  
"
Hold on, please. Shave me also."  
I sat down in the chair and closed my eyes. The barber soaped my face,  
and then took his razor and gave me a rake that well nigh threw me into  
convulsions. I jumped out of the chair: Dan and the doctor were both  
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