The Innocents Abroad


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That was an "aside" from Dan. The atrocious name grated harshly on my  
ear, too. The most of us can learn to forgive, and even to like, a  
countenance that strikes us unpleasantly at first, but few of us, I  
fancy, become reconciled to a jarring name so easily. I was almost sorry  
we had hired this man, his name was so unbearable. However, no matter.  
We were impatient to start. Billfinger stepped to the door to call a  
carriage, and then the doctor said:  
"
Well, the guide goes with the barbershop, with the billiard-table, with  
the gasless room, and may be with many another pretty romance of Paris.  
I expected to have a guide named Henri de Montmorency, or Armand de la  
Chartreuse, or something that would sound grand in letters to the  
villagers at home, but to think of a Frenchman by the name of Billfinger!  
Oh! This is absurd, you know. This will never do. We can't say  
Billfinger; it is nauseating. Name him over again; what had we better  
call him? Alexis du Caulaincourt?"  
"
Alphonse Henri Gustave de Hauteville," I suggested.  
Call him Ferguson," said Dan.  
"
That was practical, unromantic good sense. Without debate, we expunged  
Billfinger as Billfinger, and called him Ferguson.  
The carriage--an open barouche--was ready. Ferguson mounted beside the  
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