The Innocents Abroad


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The third man captured us. He was plainly dressed, but he had a  
noticeable air of neatness about him. He wore a high silk hat which was  
a little old, but had been carefully brushed. He wore second-hand kid  
gloves, in good repair, and carried a small rattan cane with a curved  
handle--a female leg--of ivory. He stepped as gently and as daintily as  
a cat crossing a muddy street; and oh, he was urbanity; he was quiet,  
unobtrusive self-possession; he was deference itself! He spoke softly  
and guardedly; and when he was about to make a statement on his sole  
responsibility or offer a suggestion, he weighed it by drachms and  
scruples first, with the crook of his little stick placed meditatively to  
his teeth. His opening speech was perfect. It was perfect in  
construction, in phraseology, in grammar, in emphasis, in pronunciation  
--everything. He spoke little and guardedly after that. We were charmed.  
We were more than charmed--we were overjoyed. We hired him at once. We  
never even asked him his price. This man--our lackey, our servant, our  
unquestioning slave though he was--was still a gentleman--we could see  
that--while of the other two one was coarse and awkward and the other was  
a born pirate. We asked our man Friday's name. He drew from his  
pocketbook a snowy little card and passed it to us with a profound bow:  
A. BILLFINGER,  
Guide to Paris, France, Germany,  
Spain, &c., &c.  
Grande Hotel du Louvre.  
"Billfinger! Oh, carry me home to die!"  
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