The Efficiency Expert


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I believe I can make up enough so that baseball will not interfere with my  
graduation."  
And so Whiskers, who was much more human than the student body gave him  
credit for being, and was, in the bargain, a good judge of boys, gave Jimmy  
another chance on his own terms, and the university's heavyweight champion  
returned to his room filled with determination to make good at the eleventh hour.  
Possibly one of the greatest obstacles which lay in Jimmy's path toward academic  
honors was the fact that he possessed those qualities of character which  
attracted others to him, with the result that there was seldom an hour during the  
day that he had his room to himself. On his return from the faculty meeting he  
found a half-dozen of his classmates there, awaiting his return.  
"
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Well?" they inquired as he entered.  
It's worse than that," said Jimmy, as he unfolded the harrowing details of what  
had transpired at his meeting with the faculty. "And now," he said, "if you birds  
love me, keep out of here from now until commencement. There isn't a guy on  
earth can concentrate on anything with a roomful of you mental ciphers sitting  
around and yapping about girls and other non-essential creations."  
"
Non-essential!" gasped one of his visitors, letting his eyes wander over the walls  
of Jimmy's study, whereon were nailed, pinned or hung countless framed and  
unframed pictures of non-essential creations.  
"All right, Jimmy," said another. "We are with you, horse, foot and artillery.  
When you want us, give us the high-sign and we will come. Otherwise we will  
leave you to your beloved books. It is too bad, though, as the bar-boy was just  
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