The Comedy of Errors


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ACT III  
SCENE I. Before the house of ANTIPHOLUS of Ephesus.  
Enter ANTIPHOLUS of Ephesus, DROMIO of Ephesus, ANGELO, and  
BALTHAZAR  
ANTIPHOLUS  
OF EPHESUS  
Good Signior Angelo, you must excuse us all;  
My wife is shrewish when I keep not hours:  
Say that I linger'd with you at your shop  
To see the making of her carcanet,  
And that to-morrow you will bring it home.  
But here's a villain that would face me down  
He met me on the mart, and that I beat him,  
And charged him with a thousand marks in gold,  
And that I did deny my wife and house.  
Thou drunkard, thou, what didst thou mean by this?  
DROMIO OF EPHESUS  
Say what you will, sir, but I know what I know;  
That you beat me at the mart, I have your hand to show:  
If the skin were parchment, and the blows you gave were ink,  
Your own handwriting would tell you what I think.  
ANTIPHOLUS  
OF EPHESUS  
I think thou art an ass.  
DROMIO OF EPHESUS  
Marry, so it doth appear  
By the wrongs I suffer and the blows I bear.  
I should kick, being kick'd; and, being at that pass,  
You would keep from my heels and beware of an ass.  
ANTIPHOLUS  
OF EPHESUS  
You're sad, Signior Balthazar: pray God our cheer  
May answer my good will and your good welcome here.  
BALTHAZAR  
I hold your dainties cheap, sir, and your  
welcome dear.  
ANTIPHOLUS  
OF EPHESUS  
O, Signior Balthazar, either at flesh or fish,  
A table full of welcome make scarce one dainty dish.  
BALTHAZAR  
Good meat, sir, is common; that every churl affords.  
ANTIPHOLUS  
OF EPHESUS  
And welcome more common; for that's nothing but words.  
BALTHAZAR  


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