The Comedy of Errors


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'Where is the thousand marks I gave thee, villain?'  
'The pig,' quoth I, 'is burn'd;' 'My gold!' quoth he:  
'My mistress, sir' quoth I; 'Hang up thy mistress!  
I know not thy mistress; out on thy mistress!'  
LUCIANA  
Quoth who?  
DROMIO OF EPHESUS  
Quoth my master:  
'I know,' quoth he, 'no house, no wife, no mistress.'  
So that my errand, due unto my tongue,  
I thank him, I bare home upon my shoulders;  
For, in conclusion, he did beat me there.  
ADRIANA  
Go back again, thou slave, and fetch him home.  
DROMIO OF EPHESUS  
Go back again, and be new beaten home?  
For God's sake, send some other messenger.  
ADRIANA  
Back, slave, or I will break thy pate across.  
DROMIO OF EPHESUS  
And he will bless that cross with other beating:  
Between you I shall have a holy head.  
ADRIANA  
Hence, prating peasant! fetch thy master home.  
DROMIO OF EPHESUS  
Am I so round with you as you with me,  
That like a football you do spurn me thus?  
You spurn me hence, and he will spurn me hither:  
If I last in this service, you must case me in leather.  
Exit  
LUCIANA  
Fie, how impatience loureth in your face!  
ADRIANA  
His company must do his minions grace,  
Whilst I at home starve for a merry look.  
Hath homely age the alluring beauty took  
From my poor cheek? then he hath wasted it:  
Are my discourses dull? barren my wit?  
If voluble and sharp discourse be marr'd,  
Unkindness blunts it more than marble hard:  
Do their gay vestments his affections bait?  
That's not my fault: he's master of my state:  
What ruins are in me that can be found,  
By him not ruin'd? then is he the ground  
Of my defeatures. My decayed fair  
A sunny look of his would soon repair  


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