Sketches New and Old


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The grandeur of these conceptions of the old poet, together with the  
felicity of the wording which clothes them, and the sublimity of the  
imagery whereby they are illustrated, have singled out that stanza,  
and made it more celebrated than any that ever--  
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"Now, not a word out of you--not a single word. Just state your bill  
and relapse into impenetrable silence for ever and ever on these  
premises. Nine hundred, dollars? Is that all? This check for the  
amount will be honored at any respectable bank in America. What is that  
multitude of people gathered in the street for? How?--'looking at the  
lightning-rods!' Bless my life, did they never see any lightning-rods  
before? Never saw 'such a stack of them on one establishment,' did I  
understand you to say? I will step down and critically observe this  
popular ebullition of ignorance."]  
THREE DAYS LATER.--We are all about worn out. For four-and-twenty hours  
our bristling premises were the talk and wonder of the town. The  
theaters languished, for their happiest scenic inventions were tame and  
commonplace compared with my lightning-rods. Our street was blocked  
night and day with spectators, and among them were many who came from  
the country to see. It was a blessed relief on the second day when a  
thunderstorm came up and the lightning began to "go for" my house, as the  
historian Josephus quaintly phrases it. It cleared the galleries, so to  
speak. In five minutes there was not a spectator within half a mile of  
my place; but all the high houses about that distance away were full,  
windows, roof, and all. And well they might be, for all the falling  
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