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Pitman," if I recollect right. "I don't exactly know," sez I, "but I  
rather fancy that there barrel bears that name." The little man went  
up to the barrel, and seemed regularly all took aback when he saw the  
address, and then he pitched into us for not having brought what he  
wanted. "I don't care a damn what you want," sez I to him, "but if you  
are Will'm Bent Pitman, there's your barrel."'  
'Well, and did he take it?' cried the breathless Morris.  
'Well, sir,' returned Bill, 'it appears it was a packing-case he was  
after. The packing-case came; that's sure enough, because it was about  
the biggest packing-case ever I clapped eyes on. And this Pitman he  
seemed a good deal cut up, and he had the superintendent out, and  
they got hold of the vanman--him as took the packing-case. Well, sir,'  
continued Bill, with a smile, 'I never see a man in such a state.  
Everybody about that van was mortal, bar the horses. Some gen'leman (as  
well as I could make out) had given the vanman a sov.; and so that was  
where the trouble come in, you see.'  
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But what did he say?' gasped Morris.  
'I don't know as he SAID much, sir,' said Bill. 'But he offered to  
fight this Pitman for a pot of beer. He had lost his book, too, and the  
receipts, and his men were all as mortal as himself. O, they were all  
like'--and Bill paused for a simile--'like lords! The superintendent  
sacked them on the spot.'  
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