The Wrong Box


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'This sounds like very serious work,' said the lawyer. 'It will require  
a great deal of drink, Pitman.'  
'I took the liberty of--in short, of being prepared for you,' replied  
the artist, pointing to a kettle, a bottle of gin, a lemon, and glasses.  
Michael mixed himself a grog, and offered the artist a cigar.  
'No, thank you,' said Pitman. 'I used occasionally to be rather partial  
to it, but the smell is so disagreeable about the clothes.'  
'All right,' said the lawyer. 'I am comfortable now. Unfold your tale.'  
At some length Pitman set forth his sorrows. He had gone today to  
Waterloo, expecting to receive the colossal Hercules, and he had  
received instead a barrel not big enough to hold Discobolus; yet  
the barrel was addressed in the hand (with which he was perfectly  
acquainted) of his Roman correspondent. What was stranger still, a case  
had arrived by the same train, large enough and heavy enough to  
contain the Hercules; and this case had been taken to an address now  
undiscoverable. 'The vanman (I regret to say it) had been drinking, and  
his language was such as I could never bring myself to repeat.  
He was at once discharged by the superintendent of the line, who behaved  
most properly throughout, and is to make enquiries at Southampton.  
In the meanwhile, what was I to do? I left my address and brought the  
barrel home; but, remembering an old adage, I determined not to open it  
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