The Works of Edgar Allan Poe - Volume 5


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I found that Horace tasted very much like Aristotle;--you know I am  
fond of variety. Terentius I could not have told from Menander. Naso, to  
my astonishment, was Nicander in disguise. Virgilius had a strong twang  
of Theocritus. Martial put me much in mind of Archilochus--and Titus  
Livius was positively Polybius and none other."  
"Hic-cup!" here replied Bon-Bon, and his majesty proceeded:  
"But if I have a penchant, Monsieur Bon-Bon--if I have a penchant, it  
is for a philosopher. Yet, let me tell you, sir, it is not every dev--I  
mean it is not every gentleman who knows how to choose a philosopher.  
Long ones are not good; and the best, if not carefully shelled, are apt  
to be a little rancid on account of the gall!"  
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Shelled!"  
I mean taken out of the carcass."  
What do you think of a--hic-cup!--physician?"  
Don't mention them!--ugh! ugh! ugh!" (Here his Majesty retched  
violently.) "I never tasted but one--that rascal Hippocrates!--smelt of  
asafoetida--ugh! ugh! ugh!--caught a wretched cold washing him in the  
Styx--and after all he gave me the cholera morbus."  
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